Last month I was pretty negative. It is no easier to be positive this month.
I mean, it would have been, but then Sean Connery had to go and die...
But then I did find this exciting article telling me to avoid using slang because I'm too old. "All the feels", "YOLO", "Totes", "Lit", "Cray-cray", "The struggle is real", "Oh, snap!", "Basic", "Sus", "Hangry", "Put on blast", "Humble brag", "Clap back", "Talk to the hand", "Savage", "Yaaaaaas", "Fam", "Bruh", "Baddie", "Finesse", "Spill tea", "I'm dead", "Bye, Felicia!", "Dank", "I can't even", "Adulting", "OMG", "Wig snatched", "Boujee", "Thirsty", "Hashtag", "Don't @ me", "Ghosting", "Slay", "Canceled", "Trill", "IRL", "Swole", "Mom", "I'm shook", "Fire emoji", "Hella cool", "Literally", "Left on read", "Fauxpology", "Take the L", "Highkey", "Turnt", "Hundo P" "Shade", "JOMO", "Phubbing", "Bae", "G.O.A.T.", "JK", "Woke", "P", "As if!", "Stan", "Preggers", "TBH", "Extra", "OTP", "Perf", "Keep it", "Netflix and chill", "Ship", "Salty", "FOMO", "TL;DR", "Slide into your DMs", "Goals", "Sorry not sorry", "Ratchet", "Dumb", "Krunk", "Cash me ousside, howbowdah?", "Snatched", "Wassuuuuuup", and "Thicc" are all slang terms that 1) take up a lot of space this month and 2) are things I wouldn't have said when I was younger anyway...
Unfortunately, all my other internet searching this month just led to links about how terrible all the politicians and their supporters are going into the final days of the election. Hopefully we will be able to avoid civil war on the 4th...
And this year you don't even get to see Lucie in a fabulous Halloween costume...