Well June was certainly an exciting month...
We had the Festival of Flowers, the Children's Parade, CityFair, Fleet Week, the Spring
Rose Show, the Rose Festival Grand Floral Parade, the Rose Festival Dragon Boat Race,
the Rose Festival Milk Carton Boat Race, Portland Beer Week, the Rose City Used Book
Fair, the Bourbon and Bacon Fest, the Portland Pride Festival and Parade, and... the list
just goes on and on. Of course, we didn't do any of those things.
Caroline did decide that she would go back to work by starting her own Mary Kay
franchise because she really likes to pressure people into buying things... no, wait...
that's not right. Anyway, she decided to try it so now I just need her to be really good
at it so I can quit my job and live a life of luxury... We also did a few more things, but
you can see that in the pictures.
And things were equally exciting elsewhere in the world...
The US women moved on the World Cup finals with a victory over Germany!
The Supreme Court upset many Southerners by defending Texas's right to not put Confederate
flags on specialty license plates... only to then have the South finally decide that
maybe the Confederate flag might just actually be offensive to many people... Of course,
the Supreme Court also kept the Affordable Care Act alive, told Gilbert, Arizona that it
couldn't restrict church signs to be smaller than political signs, and declared same sex
marriage to be legal in all 50 states.
Greece went bankrupt... and Puerto Rico isn't far behind...
Terrorists attacked France, Kuwait, Somalia, and Tunisia following a massacre in Syria...
But don't worry - if the news has you down, you can come visit us in July... pot is legal
starting July 1st :-)