February 2007


March 3rd: OK, so he was late again... He ran outta gas. He had a flat tire. He didn't have enough money for cab fare. His tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't his fault!! I swear to God!!


That's right... squeeze my tummy a little harder... I'll show you! Hey! I think Tanto is cheating at "Chutes & Ladders"! I've got to get out of here! I don't think that monkey is really a picture of my Daddy!
It is only fair - Tanto had to hold Lucie for a minute too... Not even one and already on my first date! And with an older woman no less! Dr. Lucie tending to another patient... I think I'm going to blame the smell on him this time...
Sure, I can wear a dress and look "nice", but it just isn't fancy enough... Now we're talking! "Fancy Nancy" eat your heart out... What do you mean I have to wear pants to go out? I look fabulous! Don't laugh - it is hard work looking so fancy all day...
That's right - I'm the law! Do what I say or I'll gum you! Whoopie it is my birthday - she's going to open the present, and I can't read! What do you think? Is it me?! Uh, Dad... I think we have too much tan going on here - we're disappearing into the couch...
Mmmm - chocolate cake! Beats the heck out of formula! That's my Mad Dog - Gran must have been hiding from the camera on this trip... It isn't "fancy", but I still look pretty darn cute! It may look like I went on a bender, but I swear those aren't my beer bottles...
Really - I didn't drink the beer - why am I having these huge duck hallucinations? Oh wait - you see it too? Mom, the monkey business outfit isn't so bad, but do I really have to wear the bracelets? Sure, I look cute now, but just wait until Mom stops taking pictures... then you're in trouble! As if I didn't have enough problems... I'm never getting another date now!
I hope this isn't supposed to make me feel better - she gets cool sunglasses and I still look goofy!